Bennett Facts (TM)
- Bennett is a sometimes vegan who eats lots of non-animal foods, but the duty cycle is less than 100%.
- Bennett used to evangelize veganism a bit.
- Bennett thinks it's a little odd to call yourself a "thought leader."
- Bennett doesn't know if an iPad has vibrate alert??
- Bennett is very capable of mocking children by typing like them.
- Obama Will Not Get Away With a Syria Strike On Bennett's Watch.
- When Bennett has a few minutes to wait and can sit down, he gets work done.
- People would be happier if they did as Bennett does.
- Bennett has been known to play wild cards in the Middle East poker game.
- Bennett is immune to the Canadian border.
- Woody Allen, Shakespeare, Beethoven and Da Vinci look up to Bennett.
- Being devotional to Bennett will blow your mind and flush your chakras.
- Bennett doesn't like the Rolling Stones because he IS the Rolling Stones.
- Bennett is a firm believer in eagles and the fourth of July.
- Bennett once saved the Queen from a flying Buddhist monk [like a boss].
- Bennett forgave Paula Deen for all mankind.
- Bennett invented miracles.
- Bennett inspired Eckhart Tolle’s Evolutionary Activism.
- Bennett once turned Ron Paul's head the color red.
- Bennett and Vladamir Putin ocasionally play shirtless in an enchanted forest with wild bears.
- Bennett worked with significant payoffs for the CIA in Angola in 1984, and in Zimbabwe in the following year.
- Bennett is in favor of the "Women Wearing Yogapants in Public" movement.
- Bennett and Jerry Seinfeld share the passion of creating Japanese cricket cages.
- Bennett believes that dash-cams are ideal for recording that moment when a HUGE DAMN METEOR comes streaking over your city.
- Bennett and Joe Rogan are bros.
- Bennett teaches children who wear t-shirts with dog screenprints to meditate in Africa.
- Bennett believes that ducks are the new dogs.
- In Bennett's vision, Taliban soldiers resemble stuffed animals.
- Bennett used a shrink ray on Kim Jong Il and created Kim Jong Un. This was regarded as a bad move by Dennis Rodman.
- Bennett is the only man on Earth authorized to recieve sex tips from the Pope.
- Silicon atoms can detect Bennett from space.